Dear BBC

KingAndy

Why do you displace all our sci-fi whenever there's a snooker match on?

Responses:

British Network Exec

Because Sci-Fi fans are weak and girly, but Snooker people have those sticks and can beat us up.

Alf

Wait, aren't you just the regular American network exec with a different name?

British Network Exec

Uh...no, you must have me confused with someone else.

Bloody hell! Let's have a spot of tea.

And so forth.

Average rating: 4.55