Why is it...

Well, there's no one answer to that question, miss. First off, however, know that threads don't receive stars until they have a certain number of votes. Thus, new threads will never have stars, no matter how hilarious. Secondly, the simple fact is that different people think different things are funny. I personally love that bit where some stiff takes a cream pie in the face. Meanwhile, my ex-partner Lenny loves watching people get physically hurt. To each their own.

But finally, some of the 'humor' here is fairly stand-alone, while some requires knowledge of the peculiar history and characters of the site. Without knowing the 'backstory' in those particular cases, you may never get the joke, and a new dame such as yourself could be completely lost.

And there you have it.