Knock, knock

kid

Is Mike home?

Responses:

Mom

Oh, he's here all right!

Mom

But don't think you're setting foot in this house until you get a HAIRCUT!

Dad

Hon, remember when you told that to little Frankie Zappa?

Dad

That didn't exactly turn out well.

Mom

Nonsense, hon! You were out of the burn ward in a month!

Mom

Now, kid, I won't have you doing that on our lawn! Shoo!

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