Why do I always hurt myself when I try to get out of a car?
Ouch!
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Really? When you try?
I mean, as soon as you make a move toward the door handle, pow?
Hey, remember when I had that tv show but it got cancelled? Oh wait, that was you zinger.
Yeah, yeah, that was almost as bad as the time I HURT MYSELF PERFORMING THE COMPLEX MOTOR FUNCTIONS REQUIRED IN EXITING A VEHICLE.
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