Numerical Question
How many discarded questions are there in the 'tron daily?
Responses:
Around 400. 70-130 from the users, and another 300 from Ted's preschool niece.
Why?
Seriously, Ted, shouldn't she be in day care or something?
Where do you think I'm telling her parents I take her every morning?
Why?
So I can pocket the money they think they're spending on daycare.
Why?
Because Uncle Ted needs a new sports car.
Oh. Okay.
Why?
"Why not?" usually works in this case. Failing that: Burger King!
Yay Burger King!
Great, now I've got to take her to Burger King or she'll scream all the way home.
That's right!
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