The Topic: Huh.

AardvarkLady

Does the boxed, extended version of Fellowship of the Ring make up for the battery-heated socks my mom bought me?

Responses:

Duckman

Did all the women get battery-powered friends this year?

The Writers

No, no, let's try something else.

Duckman

I don't know. Which keeps your feet warmer?

The Writers

I think we should go back to the first one.

The Writers

I think we should go back to drinking egg nog.

Bender

Or just the extra rum.

AardvarkLady

"Which keeps your feet warmer?"

If you're coming up with lines like that I don't think you -need- more rum.

Bender

Nothing is less funny than a sober comedian. Just look at Louie Anderson.

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