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Segway

Nimitz
I would like to be the first to dub the Segway scooter thing the "Help Americans get Absolutely No Exercise so we All Become Fatties and Die of Heart Disease Machine." Seriously, it has "Get no Exercise" written all over it. Just ride your Segway all the way over to the Krispy Kreme, I hope it doesnt break under your 150Kg you FATTY.

I am hereby against the Segway, and I might just invent the Completely Anti-Segway Product (not to be confused with the completely anti-symetric tensor product.)

Responses:
Fatty
Why would I spend $3000 to not excercise?

Fatty
I'm doing a damn fine American job of it already!

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