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Gravity

Nougat
My friend wants to be massive enough to create a gravitational field large enough to force a halt to the outward expansion of the universe.

Do you think he'd get more or less chicks this way?

Responses:
Dr. Egon Spengler
Ironically, increasing his mass would both increase and decrease his physical attraction.

Dr. Egon Spengler
Of course, he would also attract men, pets, hydrogen ions and stop signs, too.

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