Nog

Scola

Since it's the holiday season, I've been thinking of developing a vegan alternative to Egg Nog. It would be called "Just Nog".

After all... why shouldn't our vegan friends be coerced into drinking that horrid stuff just like the rest of us?

Responses:

Fry

Well, vegans can't eat eggs, milk, or cream.

Leela

I guess you could swirl some nutmeg in a glass of water.
Or soy "milk".

Leela

Of course, soy milk is its own punishment.

Professor Farnsworth

Pish posh! Vegans all went extinct during the Meat Wars of 2054.

Professor Farnsworth

Unless you mean aliens from Vega.
They all went extinct in 2067.

Hermes Conrad

The vegans may be dead, but their recipe lives on.
It tastes like Jerk Crap.

Average rating: 4.55

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