How does one resuscitate a dead piece of Bacon?
Life-Saving
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In the future, most microwave ovens have a special button for that!
We call it the "Bacon Button". But ahhh not for the reasons you think.
That's it, that is goddamn fucking it! The next person to use that joke gets kicked in the loin.
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