Letters
We get letters
We get stacks and stacks of letters
We get letters
We get stacks and stacks of letters
The Topic: Viewer Mail
Responses:
Hey, we don't use that one yet.
Get it right.
Get it right.
Viewer Mail, Viewer Mail,
Friday is the day we read viewer mail.
First we read them, Then we answer them,
That's the little thing we call Viewer Mail
Friday is the day we read viewer mail.
First we read them, Then we answer them,
That's the little thing we call Viewer Mail
There we go. It's not Friday yet, but close enough.
So, it's time for viewer mail. Our first letter is from "Zutroy" in Canada, somewhere. Zutroy asks:
So, it's time for viewer mail. Our first letter is from "Zutroy" in Canada, somewhere. Zutroy asks:
I'm not an expert in how the whole internet thing works, but I understand that whenever someone reaches your site through a search engine, you can find out what they were searching for to reach you. Can you tell us some of the weird responses that brought us here?
Well, heck, we can do better than that...we just happen to have a little something here from the home office in Ohio City, Ohio...
"Ohio City, Ohio?" Is that real? Paul, is that a real town? What kind of name is that? That'd be like having, I don't know, like a "New York City, New York" or something.
It would be craziness!
But anyway, here from the home office, in Ohio City, we have the Top Ten Conversatron Search Strings.
All true, I swear.
All true, I swear.
10. "kevin bacon nude"
9. "senior prank ideas"
8. "GE sucks"
Thought that one might be higher myself.
Thought that one might be higher myself.
7. "lobster magnet"
6. "boys kissing"
That sort of thing is actually big on the Internet, or so I hear.
That sort of thing is actually big on the Internet, or so I hear.
5. "whitehouse.com"
Are we sure that's a search term, and not a reverse lookup? Oh, okay, we're sure. I just asked, because I know the Prez is a pretty big fan.
Are we sure that's a search term, and not a reverse lookup? Oh, okay, we're sure. I just asked, because I know the Prez is a pretty big fan.
4. "buttafuoco"
3. "goth sex"
I'm guessing it's moody.
I'm guessing it's moody.
2. "buttafuoco"
And the number one Conversatron search term is...
1. "Conversatron"
1. "Conversatron"
Now be sure and stay tuned, because my guests tonight include Richard Simmons, Tom Brokaw, and a ferret who can use a karaoke machine.
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