OK, how about an automated sympathy till, an auto mated ATM-like askee, that can spout out generic, robotic consoling comments like "THERE WILL BE OTHERS IN YOUR LIFE, DO NOT LOOSE [EMOTION HERE] JUST OVER A SINGLE/MULTIPLE SETBACK." This would be a great anwer to those people who want to bring there bitching to the net, instead of to their friends, where it belongs.
