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PuppyTuppins
...PuppyTuppins.

Why did my last webhost have to die? Why do DDoS attacks take away everything I love?

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Electric Jesus
Sorry. I've blocked out your questions.

Electric Jesus
I don't answer prayers from girls unless it has to do with menstruation.

Electric Jesus
Because really, I'm sick of listening to a million girls whining about getting a pony.

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