Everyone wants someone normal to date right, then why does everyone one I ever go out with act like they come from the planet Stupid?
Responses:
Professor Farnsworth
Seeing as planet Stupid is a methane-heavy gas giant in the Sirius B system I find that rather unlikely.
Fry
Planet Stupid?
Professor Farnsworth
Yes, yes. That's the last time they ever had a planet named based on Internet write-in vote.
You think they would have learned after the naming of planet "None of the Above" and planet "You Suck," but no.
But suffice it to say that if this person's dates were acting like someone from that planet, it would mean that they were acting as if their body was disintegrating and their very blood boiling away due to pressure differientials, until they were nothing but a puddle of bubbling goo and various bits of brain matter.
Leela
Huh...still sounds more promising than most of my dates...
Amy Wong
Hah, sounds more promising than most of Leela's...