I figured out why nerds haven o social lives!
With all the...
watching Lord of the Rings, writing java script, playing Civ III, watching Star Wars, bitching about how George Lucas is sending the series to hell, making fun of microsoft, visiting slashdot, watching Star Trek, reading the Conversatron, reading the Conversawang, bitching about thow much the Conversawang sucks on the Conversatron, listening to They Might Be Giants, writing fan fiction, reading fan fiction, writing html, trying to find programs for Linux, admiring the Linux penguin guy, consuming Cheez Wiz straight from the can, getting drunk alone after SNL, reading the Onion, checking to see if the Conversatron posted anything, giving up on the Conversatron and posting to the Conversawang, watching The Simpsons on VHS, reading the unfunny response to the earlier post on the Conversawang, rating it really high anyway, going to work hung over, attempting to code, not being able to code, posting a question to the Conversatron, waiting for an unfunny response from Bacon, getting that response, continuing with their work, and considering seeing Lord of the Rings for the twentieth fucking time...
There's no time for unneccesary things like, say, women!
With all the...
watching Lord of the Rings, writing java script, playing Civ III, watching Star Wars, bitching about how George Lucas is sending the series to hell, making fun of microsoft, visiting slashdot, watching Star Trek, reading the Conversatron, reading the Conversawang, bitching about thow much the Conversawang sucks on the Conversatron, listening to They Might Be Giants, writing fan fiction, reading fan fiction, writing html, trying to find programs for Linux, admiring the Linux penguin guy, consuming Cheez Wiz straight from the can, getting drunk alone after SNL, reading the Onion, checking to see if the Conversatron posted anything, giving up on the Conversatron and posting to the Conversawang, watching The Simpsons on VHS, reading the unfunny response to the earlier post on the Conversawang, rating it really high anyway, going to work hung over, attempting to code, not being able to code, posting a question to the Conversatron, waiting for an unfunny response from Bacon, getting that response, continuing with their work, and considering seeing Lord of the Rings for the twentieth fucking time...
There's no time for unneccesary things like, say, women!
