Possessed keyboard

Obtuse

Win2k just pretended that my right CTRL was held down, and I have no idea why.

My wheelmouse changed the text size. Typing resulted in various meta-operations that went by too fast to recognize.

What is the meaning of this, Bill?

Responses:

Steve Ballmer

Bill is not here right now.

Steve Ballmer

And besides, we have a new policy here at MS.

Steve Ballmer

"Once you open the box you're on your own, sucker."

Steve Ballmer

It fits well with the companion motto: "We only pretend to care."

God, I love this company.

Average rating: 4.55