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ejgrgunner

I just lost my job for driving a fork lift into a garage door. You wouldn't happen to know anyone looking to hire an idiot, would you?

Responses:

Worker

Gee, you got fired for that?

I mean, we all make mistakes from time to time while doing our job, and driving a forklift can be difficult.

Boss

He didn't even work on the loading dock! He's an accountant!

ejgrgunner

Why didn't you tell me I was supposed to be working as an accountant in the first place?!

Boss

This company doesn't even own a forklift!

ejgrgunner

Well, who's great idea was it to put a fork lift in the accounting offices anyway?

Worker

He's got you there, boss.

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