Please direct me to the my corner where I can curl up and cry, because the knowledge that this is considered a viable product is forever burned into my mind.
Responses:
Randal Graves
Why is it when a woman owns a sex toy she's considered liberated, but when a man owns one, he's a big pervert?
Dante Hicks
Because you're a big pervert.
Randal Graves
Granted, but my point still stands.
Randal Graves
Though I am really confused as to why it would need to be in a beer can.
Spince
I think a bigger confusion point is why it would need to be mocha-scented.
Randal Graves
I don't know, why would this need to glow in the dark?
