Theorem of Cleese
Given: An argument CAN be and IS just contradiction.
Also Given: John Cleese is always right.
Therefore, this theorem will prove itself correct by eliciting a response from John Cleese with the following:
Hey, John, this theorem is incorrect.
Responses:
I'M CHEESE!
I'm sorry, I'm sure I heard him distinctly say 'Cleese'.
CHEESE!
Right! Good point.
Damned no-name, blue-veined, wrinkly old smelly lump of cr...
I'M CLEESE!
End of thread, no more comment, thank you very much.
CUT!
Now wait here just a moment, only I get to say that.
I said, "CUT".
That's odd, it seems to work for him too.
Well, only one thing left to do.
CUT!
Oh dear, it seems I've lost my touch.
CUT!
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