Why on earth do elevators have those annoying little buttons that squawk like injured birds when you push them, but seem to have no other real purpose?
The Topic: Elevators
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Every time you press one of those buttons, a bird somewhere in the world has its leg broken.
The PETA people hate it, but hey, Elevator Regulations are Elevator Regulations.
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