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For Science!

Prof.Kiggle
My fellow scientists! Let it be known! The reason for science has been discovered! The penultimate answer and reason! (produces a shiny bronze and brass plaque, bearing the following phrase)

"Science, Helping People Get Naked In Interesting Ways Since 1782"
Responses:
Thomas Jefferson
Pah. An obvious forgery.
Alexander Hamilton
Ben Franklin was using science to get laid well before that.

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