Gum offer

New Romantic

I'm not sending you one cent until I know what flavors of gum are available in this offer. They'd better be really impressive, too, for $15.

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Marketing Wonks

Well, in the Conversatron variety pack, we've got the following: Desperate Loner, Rabid Fanboy, Exhibitionist Webcam Girl, Misinformed Know-it-all, Bored Office Worker, and Mystery Random.

Marketing Wonks

Too bad they're all basically the same bland flavor.

Marketing Wonks

I just wish they could do something about that angst aftertaste.

Average rating: 4.55