...is that the 'Tron just isn't as wacky as it used to be. Where are the Ring Explosion (With Lens Flare!)s? Where is the Heavy Machinegun Fire of yesteryear? What about A Distraction! and all the Star Control characters? The Echelon Stations? Less unfunny military puns and receptionists, more retro gaming references! Come on, pander to me!
Not wacky enough for you? Super-intelligent space monkeys, rampant AIs from obsolete Macintosh games tending bar, D&D playing lawyers, drunken Microsoft office assistants, a washing machine who thinks he's a little boy (and naked to boot), dead ex-presidents wolfing down butter, foul mouthed literary figures, and Atomic uteruses.
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