It's late and I'm lonely
Should I call him?
Responses:
Absolutely.
If by him you mean me.
*thinks*
Well, what the hell. You're better than most of my exes.
*picks up phone*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
God, would somebody get that?
I'm busy watching this X-treme Food Channel documentary, "History of the Pie".
*ring ring*
Hello, this is Bender's ass.
If you'd like to leave a message, hang up now.
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