The Topic: Valentine's Day

MrASCII

So, for V-D I'm cooking dinner for my girlfriend (including PIE) and taking her to see Chicago, since we love musicals. What sort of gift should I get her? Please note my wallet suffers from a debilitating handicap known as "college student."

Responses:

Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy

If you want V-D that bad, why not just hire a hooker?

St. Valentine

I believe you'll find from reading the topic that by "V-D", MrASCII means the Christian holiday of Valentine's Day, which was created in an attempt to supplant the pagan fertility rite of Lupercus.

Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy

I'm sticking with my original answer.

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