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the billing assistant

cnid_girl
I work at a small company where one guy is charge of billing and he has an assistant who was really only hired because she's pretty. She doesn't know anything. She rolls in around 4 or 4:30, sits around, does 15 minutes of work, bills for 3 hours, and leaves early. Every night. Plus she's shallow and boring, and comes to work in bar clothes. Oh wait, today she's wearing her boyfriend's sweater. Is there ANYthing I can do to make her say something smart, act remotely smart, or maybe just make her disappear?

Responses:
Al Gore
Huh...you could try asking what George Bush's speechwriters do to make him sound remotely smart...and then do the opposite!

Ha!
George W. Bush
Yeah, real funny, why don't you go host Saturday Night Live or something?
Al Gore
I already did.
George W. Bush
Oh, sorry, I was too busy running the free world to notice.

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