Have you seen my guano?

Fizban

I'm feeling a little cold and I need some guano for a fireball spell. Would you happen to know where I placed my stash?

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Batman

No, sorry.

Batman

But, uh, give me a second, and I'll help you out.

Fizban

Hmm, thanks for the offer, but I'm looking for guano from a pure bat, not a bat and man hybrid. Just doesn't make the spell work right otherwise.

Batman

Hybrid? I wasn't bitten by a radioactive bat or anything, I just wear a suit, okay?

Batman

And anyway, I simply meant that I'd use my detective skills to assist you in your search.

You sicko.

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