The Last Hero

Smudge

Man... The new Pratchett book is supposed to come out tomorrow. Why oh why do I only have $1.10 in my bank account?

Responses:

Bender

Did you blow it all on hookers and booze?

Smudge

Well now that you mention it...

Bender

Now that I mention what?
Yes or no, meatbag!

Smudge

No.

Well... Kind of. Yeah. Okay. I get it now.

Bender

So uh, can I borrow $1.10?

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