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Wise Turtle

Eusebius
Does anybody know what happened to him? I believe he was an asker here, with his own icon and everything. If you're reading this, Wise Turtle, bring back the Seekers of Confluence! It was fabulous!

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Wise Turtle
Oh dear, my website's not around anymore? How sad.

But it was the Seers of Confluence, not to be confused with that fellow who runs that other site.
Lord Amazorn
Oh, yeah, I remember that...it was back in early 2001, before the Q&A bubble burst.

Glad I short-sold all that third-tier site stock early.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
See, our 'Wise Turtle' doesn't have any knowledge of his website beyond what he had when he first appeared here as a side-effect of the dimensional cross-rift in January of that year.

Our turtle is really just an 'echo' of the real one, you know, like Whoopi Goldberg.
Wise Turtle
Oh, in Star Trek: Generations?
The Writers
We should have Karen say 'No' here. It'd be unexpected, and funny.
The Writers
So, what, we're implying that the real Whoopi Goldberg is a transdimensional echo then? What the heck would that even mean?
The Writers
Uh...I don't know. Make her say 'I've already said too much', that'll cover us.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
You guys are so weird.

I'm gonna just go to lunch.

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