exercise

slinger

I was going to go running today, but it's hot out, so I've been sitting on my ass reading the 'Tron. Any words of wisdom to inspire me?

Coach

Get up and get moving, lardass!

Coach

How are you going to make first string with that attitude?

Drew Carey

First string of what?

Coach

Well, there's no first string for ass-sitting, so it must be something else!

Drew Carey

Wow, too bad, I could have gotten a letter jacket in high school.

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