The End of The World

The Asker

What date do you predict for the end of the world?

Responses:

Crow T. Robot

We've been trying to set him up with the End of Life as We Know It, but they just didn't hit it off.

Tom Servo

I heard he went out to a movie with the Heat Death of the Universe, but they had a fight afterwards. She was too bitchy.

Crow T. Robot

I think he may just end up going stag, but I hear that Armageddon and her sister the Rapture are still available, but they're too churchy for him...still, I hear Armageddon is pretty cute!

Tom Servo

Yeah, but those religious types, you never get more than a hug on the first date...It's sad, but he may just end up taking his cousin, Susan.

Crow T. Robot

Man, all the other vague noncorporeal entities relating to the destruction of mankind are gonna laugh at him!

Mike Nelson

Oh, yeah, that is pretty lame...

Wait a minute, Susan?!

Tom Servo

Heh, yeah, I couldn't believe it either, Mike.

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