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Re: Crystal Pepsi

ilovepat
I found some Crystal Pepsi on eBay. It's a 20 oz. bottle that came in a six pack, for $20. I've never had it before (I was six in 1992, when it was released), so I wanted to try it. What do you guys think I should do?

Responses:
Fry
Don't do it!
Leela
Well, $20 for a decade-old bottle of pop is pretty extreme, but aren't you the guy who spent millions of dollars for tiny disgusting fish?
Fry
Huh?

No, I mean, what if he really likes it? Then he'd have to face never having any ever again.
Fry
Sometimes it's better not to know.
Leela
What about 'Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all?'
Fry
That saying's about women, Leela, not important stuff like snack foods.

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