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Eccentrica G
Why is it that sometines you leave two or three days' worth of topics up on the front (Besides current), and sometimes only one?

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General Knowledge
Because after archival, the topics left on the front page are based on the number of lines, not days. Sometimes two or three days can fit, but after busy days only one day's worth is left.
Corporal Punishment
Now go ask an interesting question.

Or else.
Eccentrica G
Um. I'll try, but it's still early.
Corporal Punishment
You sicken me.
Eccentrica G
Why do they call you Corporal Punishment?
Captain Obvious
Because he is a non-commissioned officer in the pay grade E-4, and his last name is Punishment.
Eccentrica G
I thought maybe he was into S&M or something.

Well, he IS in the Army.... and he stayed in long enough to make E-4 which means he probably re-enlisted at some point. That requires at least a little bit of masochistic tendencies.

The real question is : what's his first name?
Major Appliances
No, What only made it to private, first class.

Rimshot
Corporal Punishment
I need to find a new assignment.

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