Can I tell?

Smudge

I know who Lowell Mather is!
Can I show off my impressive knowledge of 90s television?

Regis Philbin

Go for it.

Smudge

Who is the mechanic on Wings, Regis?

Regis Philbin

God damn it, we do not use questions on my show, buddy.

Alex Trebek

Final question?

Smudge

If I say yes, will you leave me alone?

Regis Philbin

Yes.

Alex Trebek

What is yes?

Regis Philbin

That didn't even make any sense.

Alex Trebek

I'm tired.

Smudge

It's worth mentioning that Wings took place on Nantuckett Island. Hence he was the logical choice.

Which leads us to a more pertinent question: If Lowell is a man from Nantucket, does that mean he has a----

Regis Philbin

Are you still here?

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