Bruce Campbell was at the mall today after school and I MISSED IT. I didn't know he was there. While he was signing books and laughing and talking and being fed grapes by young virgins in togas, I WAS PLAYING MARIO BROTHERS 3. With the goddamned Game Genie, no less.
Responses:
Sam Raimi
You too? Yeah, I usually play Nintendo instead of talking to Bruce. Especially when he's going on and on about "safety concerns" or something.
