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Goons

Despair
I'm growing increasingly frustrated with people stealing my property or invading my privacy, then hiding behind holes in extradition or international law so I can't file suit and recover my damages. I'm thinking of just taking a more direct approach and using the Sopranos technique to educate these insects. Strangely, this seems not to be a readily available service. Why isn't there an international clearinghouse of hired goons?

Responses:
Lord Amazorn
As per usual, I'm waaay ahead of you there.


Fry
What's that icon supposed to be?

Lord Amazorn
A fist.

Fry
Looks more like a chef's hat.

Lord Amazorn
Shut up.

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