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Let's write a story!

DeadMoose
I'll start, you all continue:

Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom named 'Conversatron.' One day, it was attacked by an evil dragon.

Responses:
Ralph Wiggum
Oh no! Run!

DeadMoose
But poor little Raph Wiggum couldn't run fast enough, so the dragon gobbled him up.

It then turned its attention back to fair Conversatron.

Naked Washing Machine Boy
I don't like this story.

DeadMoose
But wait, NWMB, it wasn't just any evil dragon; it was an evil dragon that BLEACHED EVERYONE'S CLOTHES!

Leela
Maybe we could try reasoning with it.

Bender
Or blowing it up.

DeadMoose
But the dragon's magical scales were protection enough from Bender's explosives.

Bender
Aw crap.

DeadMoose
In fact, this only angered the dragon more. Bender tried to hide, but his shiny metal ass gave him away, and the dragon quickly devoured him as well.

The Writers
Well, I'm out of ideas.

DeadMoose
And that's how the Evil Magical-Clothes-Bleaching Dragon defeated the Conversatron!

The End.

Evil Magical Clothes Bleaching Dragon
This story worked for me on MULTIPLE levels.

Roger Ebert
Multiple crappy levels, maybe.

Average rating: 4.55