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I am a fool and deserve to be mocked. A moth flew into my car, landed on my face, and caused me to drive erratically. I got a $72 ticket. Who the hell else could that happen to besides a fool? Damn damn damn!

Responses:

Richard Gere

JESUS!

Lester Knight Chaykin

I had that happen to me last night! Except I was at my computer instead of at the wheel, so I didn't get a ticket.

Internet Cop

Is this Chaykin, Lester K.?

Lester Knight Chaykin

Uhh, yeah?

Internet Cop

I'm hereby writing you a $72 ticket for erratic websurfing on the night of July 8th, 2003.

Internet Cop

You must pay through the mail or at the Municipal Court Building no latter than August 8th. Good day.

Lester Knight Chaykin

FUCK!

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