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It's time

Botulism!
The Revolution approaches on swift wings. If you support me as World Dictator when the time comes, I promise you an entire continent to divide amongst yourselves.

A good continent, mind you. Not Antarctica or Australia.

All I ask is that you use your formidable powers of humor and apathy to influence Conversatron readers in my favor.

Responses:
Bob the Angry Flower
So...let me get this straight...you're taking over the world through...what, the use of undercooked food?

Bob the Angry Flower
It's so crazy it just might work!

Average rating: 3.40