Teddy Ruxpin's fall from grace was a tragic story of drugs, sex, and poorly thought-out investments in third world automobile companies. In the end, he was nothing but a fat, bloated mockery of his former greatness, begging for the release death would bring.
Tom Servo
Crow, buddy, are you sure you're thinking of Teddy Ruxpin?
Crow T. Robot
Wait, you're right, Tom. These are my notes on the "Care-Bears."