why in the world is Sting making car and Compaq commercials? he owns a castle! his royalty checks from The Police not cutting it any more?
Responses:
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
I know, I know. What is with these superfamous people making stupid commericials?
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
Like all those "anti-establishment" comics making all those phone commercials. Oh yes, be an individual, make long distance collect phone calls. Oh, I'm so funny and cool, look at me.
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
And now Sting. Yes, I want to buy a car because Sting says so. Yes, yes. All these famous people making even more money in commercials.
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
Well what about me? I'm famous, and I need the cash! I was in EW's 100 "IT" list this month! I'm hot. Let me hock your crap! Come on, you all love me!
Conan O'Brien
Why Triumph, that's an excellent idea...
Conan O'Brien
an excellent idea...
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
Thank you, thank you
Conan O'Brien
For me to poop on
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
Hey, you bastard, you stole my line.
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
I'll cut you, Conan, I'll cut you
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
You better watch your back, Mick
Marketing Wonks
See, what did I tell you guys. He's a one joke wonder. He can't pull off that Hundai deal.
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog
No! Wait! I don't care that he took my line...I mean, it's not my line! I'm multitalented! Flexible! I have street smarts. Come on, I need kibble money!