Why did the American public vote for a vice pres that will die before his term is over? Better yet why did they vote for a president that will NOT die before his term is over?
Responses:
George W. Bush
Ha, cute. But y'all are worried over Cheney for nothing. He's better, faster, stronger, than any vice president in history. We had the technology.
George W. Bush
It's great, except for that annoying "bionic" noise he makes whenever he places a vote in the Senate.
Bill Clinton
Hey, a bionic Veep isn't so bad. I did just fine for eight years with a robotic one. Nee-haw!