The Conversatron - videogame characters

The Asker

Hey, where'd all the videogame characters go? I thought this site was going to focus on videogame characters.

Ring Explosion (with lens flare!)

The site seems to be less focused now, as more and more absurd inanimate objects are added as Askees. It sickens me.

The World's Last Divx Disc

Damn straight!

Battlestar Galactica

At this site we lead a rag-tag band of Generation X pop culture references...

Cloud Strife

We're not gone per say, but rather staying back and gaining levels until we feel ready to challenge these more absurd characters.

Rod Serling

Imagine if you will, a web site...

Comic Book Store Guy

Ugh *sigh*.
I am already level 19, and will destroy you with my chain lightning if provoked.

Rod Serling

A website out of time and out of space...

Ash

Don't make me whip it out, pencilneck...

The Human Genome

I wouldn't worry too much, gentle reader. I'm certain that there will be some sort of natural selection / survival of the funiest process in our little system. Eventually, the Askees will come to a stable equilibrium.

Pac-Man

I think the problem is that most video game characters have very little to say. I mean, I don't even talk. Just wokka, wokka, wokka....

Chief Scientist Patel, U.N.S. Calypso

Yes, there's that, and the fact that eventually we'd get to the point that we'd have to use characters from games that the majority of people just wouldn't recognize. In fact, I see a 80.5% chance of this happening in the near future. I suggest we send a probe to investigate.

Tifa Lockheart

I agree. Speaking of which, who the heck are you?

Fry

I think the joke was that you weren't supposed to recognize her.

Chief Scientist Patel, U.N.S. Calypso

Quite. But if you are truly interested in the exploits of the UNS Calypso, I suggest playing Sierra's Alien Legacy. And in the future perhaps the viewers at home can make a game of guessing the identity of some of the more obscure characters. It's about the only fun we get any more.

Jay

Damn, man, you're head looks like its totally going to fall off your body or some shit like that.

Chief Engineer Antonelli, U.N.S. Calypso

Well, sorry, but we concentrated on gameplay versus ultra realistic graphics. And we were pretty cool back when! We had fractals before they were 'hip'...it was 1994, for crying out loud. So I look like that girl from "Who's the Boss," I don't let it bother me.