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The Topic: Beat this

cooltops
If rock beats scissors beats paper beats rock, what does the Conversatron beat?

Responses:
Crow T. Robot
It beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Tom Servo
And a straight flush.
Calvin
But not a Royal Calvin.
Hobbes
Except on Tuesday.
Calvin
I hate that rule!

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