The Topic: A FAST relationship question:
Where can I buy one?
Responses:
Look under the "Escort" heading of your phone book. You'd be amazed.
And remember, don't talk about "money for sex". Just leave a big juicy wad of money in a conspicuous spot. Sex will happen.
I know this because Tyler knows this.
What? I do not either! That's your knowledge, Ikea boy! Don't go blaming all your shit on me, dude.
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