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The Topic: neighbor

mog
What should I do about my neighbor? He's a nice
enough guy, but he likes to have parties that start
around 1 in the morning. I can't hear any music
or loud noises, but his houses entrance is close
enough to the back-end of my house that my dog
considers it his territory, and starts barking
ferociously from 1-3am when the guests are arriving
and 5-7am when the guests are leaving.

Responses:
Bender
It sounds like your dog is the problem, not the neighbor.
Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter
Ask your neighbor to drink a full pot of tea and carefully mark his territory.
Bender
Heh, so there IS a second way to get a human to urinate all over the front of his own house.

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