The Topic: Stupid semi-sport

dustcartes

How do the askees feel about golf?

Groundskeeper Willie

Ach! Stupid semi-sport eh? 'Tis only because they don't play it the way eet was meant to be played, in a kilt, on rocky, unforgiven terrain, in a foot a' snow.

Wayne Campbell, and with him as always is Garth

So, ah, do you paint your balls black? Heh.

Groundskeeper Willie

Groundskeeper Willie

Yes.

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