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Deathmatch Battle Cries

Meatsim
I need some new battle cries for when I play multiplayer deathmatch games. Currently my repritore consists of "DIE!" and "Have a plate of DIE!" and "With an extra side dish of DIE!" and "Help yourself to a cookie and a glass of DIE!"

Any thoughts on some new cries?

(P.S.: I'll attempt the "Geek has trouble with getting a relationship, but he's so incredibly nice!" type questions later.)

Responses:
Tom Servo
How about "Time for me to break out my twenty-sided DIE!" or "Sorry, but you don't get to reroll this DIE!"
Crow T. Robot
How much longer to we have to put up with this polyhedral 'humor?'
Polyhedron
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