I Am Hard
I have been lifting weights! Now I am hard!
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The only thing I love more than cold, hard cash is cold, hard men.
Then you might be interested to know that me and my money just spent a night in the cooler.
Snidely, when you've spent a night in the hardener, let me know.
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