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Girl_Wonder

My mom walked by the computer room and caught me picking my nose. She's downstairs now, and I need to go past her to get something to drink. How should I act around her when I go to the faucet?

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Old, Tired Kirk

What, is "going to the faucet" some 20th century slang for picking your nose?

Old, Tired Kirk

Because our historians have always thought that "going to the faucet" was a euphamism for masturbation.

Lt. Commander Data

This suggests an entirely new interpretation of the classic 21st century play "The Faucet Handlers of New York".

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